S1E1: 14:56: Ms. Cobel: Petey is no longer with this company.

S1E1: 15:00: Mark S: I'm sorry?

S1E1: 15:03: Ms. Cobel: I said, Petey is no longer with this company.

S1E1: 15:08: Mr. Milchick: I'm sorry, Mark. You guys were one of my favorite office friendships.

S1E1: 15:15: Mark S: I mean, there should have been some notice of this. What happened?

S1E1: 15:19: Mr. Milchick: We'd love to tell you, but unfortunately, non-disclosure policy forbids. We'd be aiding an assault on Petey's privacy by you.

S1E1: 15:27: Mark S: Wh...

S1E1: 15:30: Ms. Cobel: Mark, would you place your key card on my desk?

S1E1: 15:33: AD: He pulls off his keycard as she grabs another from her desk.

S1E1: 15:38: Ms. Cobel: Mark S., at this time I confer upon you the freedom to serve Kier in the advanced role of Macrodata Refinement department chief. Congratulations.

S1E1: 15:49: AD: She places the identical keycard beside his. He puts it around his neck, and she stores the other in a drawer.

S1E1: 15:57: Ms. Cobel: Oh, a handshake is available upon request.

S1E1: 16:01: AD: Mark drops his gaze and trembles slightly. He meets her eye.

S1E1: 16:07: Mark S: Thank you. May I have a handshake?

S1E1: 16:09: AD: Ms. Cobel’s mouth opens slightly. She nods, and shakes his hand firmly.

S1E1: 16:16: Ms. Cobel: I know you haven't run a training before, but Irving will be there to shadow. Just stick to the flowchart and escalate properly depending on dialectics. You'll be fine.

S1E1: 16:26: Mr. Milchick: If you need to take a few minutes-

S1E1: 16:27: Mark S: Thank you. I don't.

S1E1: 16:28: AD: Mark starts to go. He turns.

S1E1: 16:31: Speaker: [static feedback]