S1E1: 13:56: Ms. Cobel: Mark? Come in. Shut the thing.

S1E1: 14:01: Ms. Cobel: Ugh, it's horrid.

S1E1: 14:11: Ms. Cobel: Oh. You look awful. You look hungover. Have a seat.

S1E1: 14:23: Ms. Cobel: The Board will be joining us remotely today.

S1E1: 14:29: Ms. Cobel: I have Mark S. at my desk.

S1E1: 14:56: Ms. Cobel: Petey is no longer with this company.

S1E1: 15:03: Ms. Cobel: I said, Petey is no longer with this company.

S1E1: 15:30: Ms. Cobel: Mark, would you place your key card on my desk?

S1E1: 15:38: Ms. Cobel: Mark S., at this time I confer upon you the freedom to serve Kier in the advanced role of Macrodata Refinement department chief. Congratulations.

S1E1: 15:57: Ms. Cobel: Oh, a handshake is available upon request.

S1E1: 16:16: Ms. Cobel: I know you haven't run a training before, but Irving will be there to shadow. Just stick to the flowchart and escalate properly depending on dialectics. You'll be fine.

S1E1: 16:37: Ms. Cobel: The Board won't be contributing to this meeting vocally.

S1E1: 19:57: Ms. Cobel: I'm watching.

S1E1: 20:02: Ms. Cobel: You should not.

S1E1: 27:51: Ms. Cobel: Weaponizing office equipment on your first day. You are gonna be fun. Look, I do sympathize. I've wanted to pummel Mark myself, but I am his employer….

S1E1: 27:51: Ms. Cobel: Weaponizing office equipment on your first day. You are gonna be fun. Look, I do sympathize. I've wanted to pummel Mark myself, but I am his employer. And he is your department chief. So we'll both have to be strong. The good news is, there's only one part left of your orientation, which Mark can't possibly derail.

S1E1: 28:21: Ms. Cobel: Because it's a video.

S1E1: 28:30: Ms. Cobel: Welcome to Lumon, Helly.