S1E1: 14:23: Ms. Cobel: The Board will be joining us remotely today.

S1E1: 14:27: Mark S: Oh.

S1E1: 14:29: Ms. Cobel: I have Mark S. at my desk.

S1E1: 14:32: AD: Mr. Milchick plugs a blue and beige speaker into a computer. It faces Mark.

S1E1: 14:38: Speaker: [static feedback]

S1E1: 14:40: Mark S: Oh, uh, hello.

S1E1: 14:42: AD: Ms. Cobel glances between him and the speaker.

S1E1: 14:47: Mark S: I assume this is about me acting as department chief today. Okay. Uh, well… I mean, I've subbed for Petey before, so it shouldn't be that big a thing.

S1E1: 14:56: Ms. Cobel: Petey is no longer with this company.

S1E1: 15:00: Mark S: I'm sorry?

S1E1: 15:03: Ms. Cobel: I said, Petey is no longer with this company.

S1E1: 15:08: Mr. Milchick: I'm sorry, Mark. You guys were one of my favorite office friendships.

S1E1: 15:15: Mark S: I mean, there should have been some notice of this. What happened?

S1E1: 15:19: Mr. Milchick: We'd love to tell you, but unfortunately, non-disclosure policy forbids. We'd be aiding an assault on Petey's privacy by you.

S1E1: 15:27: Mark S: Wh...

S1E1: 15:30: Ms. Cobel: Mark, would you place your key card on my desk?

S1E1: 15:33: AD: He pulls off his keycard as she grabs another from her desk.

S1E1: 15:38: Ms. Cobel: Mark S., at this time I confer upon you the freedom to serve Kier in the advanced role of Macrodata Refinement department chief. Congratulations.

S1E1: 15:49: AD: She places the identical keycard beside his. He puts it around his neck, and she stores the other in a drawer.

S1E1: 15:57: Ms. Cobel: Oh, a handshake is available upon request.