Mark’s Romantic Parallels

“Alexa: Yeah, I'm kidding.
Mark: I know.”
-S1E2

”Helena: I'm kidding. You're clearly not dumb.
Mark: I don't know…. ”
-S2E6

”Alexa: So, Lumon?
Mark: Yeah.
Alexa: Like half this town.
Mark: And half of me. That was a joke.”
-S1E2

“Alexa: She's a part of you. You know? You can't just separate yourself...
Mark: Oh, no, but you can, Alexa.
Alexa: Oh. Oh, shit.
Mark: With this exciting new procedure.
Alexa: Walked right into that.
Mark: Yes, you did.”
-S1E6

“Helena: It's really great to run into you. I've heard nothing but good things about your work, by the way.
Mark: Thank you. I've heard nothing at all about my work, so...”
-S2E6

“Alexa: So, as a local, this just feels like a reasonable temperature to you?
Mark: Well, technically, I'm from Ganz. And you're one to talk. Isn't Minnesota, like, crazy cold with the lakes?
Alexa: Yes. Minnesota was very cold the one time I visited from my home in Montana.
Mark: Oh, so, so those are different places.
Alexa: Uh-huh.”
-S1E2

“Mark: …I brought you something.
Gemma: Oh. Um…
Mark: It's an ant farm. Last night you said you liked ants. So…
Gemma: I said I liked… I like plants. Plants. I hate ants.
Mark: Oh, shit.”
-S2E7