S1E1: 12:02: Irving B: About the greeting? You were kidding.

S1E1: 12:04: Dylan G: No, we sincerely hate it. How many reasons did we come up with?

S1E1: 12:09: Mark S: Eight.

S1E1: 12:10: Dylan G: Eight reasons. Chief among them the latent condescension.

S1E1: 12:13: Mark S: And it's confusing. Like, did the kids make you dinner in this scenario? Or...

S1E1: 12:17: Dylan G: Yeah. What kind of a shit dad are you?

S1E1: 12:20: AD: Irving sits.

S1E1: 12:21: Irving B: No Petey?

S1E1: 12:22: Mark S: Uh, we think he's sick.

S1E1: 12:23: Irving B: Oh, no. And Dylan's about to wrap Tumwater today.

S1E1: 12:26: Dylan G: Yeah, and if he doesn't see me finish, I might get passed over for refiner of the quarter and miss out on my g*dd*mn waffle party.

S1E1: 12:31: Irving B: Grumble, grumble. These perks are so out of hand. When we'd process a file in the old days, they'd shake our hand and fill up the creamer.

S1E1: 12:38: Dylan G: I still don't buy they actually incentivized creamer.

S1E1: 12:41: Irving B: They did. And back then, we were grateful for it.

S1E1: 12:44: Dylan G: That's f*cked, dude.

S1E1: 12:45: Irving B: Yes, very f*cked. To put in an honest day's work and not get a children's breakfast in return.

S1E1: 12:52: Dylan G: Oh, uh-oh. Irv's got claws today.

S1E1: 12:55: Mr. Milchick: Good morning, Macrodata Refinement.

S1E1: 12:58: Irving B: Hi, Mr. Milchick.

S1E1: 13:00: Mr. Milchick: Mark, could I have a word?