S1E1: 11:28: Mark S: Maybe. Petey was sniffling yesterday.

S1E1: 11:32: Mark S: Wow. That went right to ten. I feel like ripping out my germ-ridden larynx would get you sicker than just me breathing on you.

S1E1: 11:42: Mark S: Oh.

S1E1: 11:49: Mark S: Uh, I think he's out.

S1E1: 11:56: Mark S: Oh. Careful, guy.

S1E1: 12:09: Mark S: Eight.

S1E1: 12:13: Mark S: And it's confusing. Like, did the kids make you dinner in this scenario? Or...

S1E1: 12:22: Mark S: Uh, we think he's sick.

S1E1: 13:39: Mark S: What's this about?

S1E1: 13:59: Mark S: Nice office.

S1E1: 14:04: Mark S: Yeah, the old one was better.

S1E1: 14:27: Mark S: Oh.

S1E1: 14:40: Mark S: Oh, uh, hello.

S1E1: 14:47: Mark S: I assume this is about me acting as department chief today. Okay. Uh, well… I mean, I've subbed for Petey before, so it shouldn't be that big a thing.

S1E1: 15:00: Mark S: I'm sorry?

S1E1: 15:15: Mark S: I mean, there should have been some notice of this. What happened?

S1E1: 15:27: Mark S: Wh...

S1E1: 16:07: Mark S: Thank you. May I have a handshake?

S1E1: 16:27: Mark S: Thank you. I don't.

S1E1: 16:32: Mark S: Oh, and, uh, thank you to the Board as well.